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armand loves CLUB SWEAT - VOLUME 3
12 am; Okay you at a mexicana themed party, but its with a twist. Its kinda edgy but still real fun, the pinatas are being belted with inflatable sabres (so you are not really getting anywhere) , there is a tattooist in the corner repping vato styles not Henna and the salt on your Margarita is definitely smoked. You are looking way too cowboy (Vaquero) for the steaming damp and mosquitos and even though someone has stolen your hat you keep dancing.
The Track? Me Gusta by Northie, a bristling, dull busting slice of latino house thats got the the lantern stacked dancefloor grindin
2 am ; You think your pretty drunk, by now your waistcoat with plastic bullets criss-crossing your suspiciously hairless chest is lost , pretty much the way you feel. Its now becoming apparent that you are not that drunk but actually wonky on mickey fins and spanish fly, they have been landing in your drink every-time your head turns and catches a pretty sight! Without warning you trip and slip on someone's spilt drink whilst attempting a secretary spin and fall off the balustrade into the marsh below the elevated wooden dancefloor. Things get real swampy real fast ! Slipping and tripping, previous dancing partners are replaced by amphibians and insects darting through the night and your loving it. You journey farther from the party to a new swamp jam.
The track? Neidridge by Wolfie, swamp tech funk meets mosquito house, perfect marshland mayhem
4am You have become legend. Rumours of your one man swamp party have hit the wannabe mexicans on dry ground, as have the rumours that your now more amphibian than Vaquero ( in reality its just because your naked and covered in mud and water lillies). You are soon joined in your crazed daze by more humans wanting to evolve (in reality get the gear off and roll around in the marsh) and the swamp rejoices by heralding the arrival of more crazies
The track? Kaboo by Bongo.
AJAX
Armand Van Helden - 5/5
Favourite Track: Northie - Me Gusta
"yup!'
Oh Snap! - 5/5
Favourite Track: Kaboo - Bongo
"Fukkkkkin Kaboooom! Sooooo siiiiick!"
Scottie B - 4/5
Favourite Track: Kaboo - Bongo
"all dope,but 2 and 3 especially"
Dangerous Dan - 4/5
Favourite Track: Wolfie - Niedrige
"jaxxy you are such a good writer, tunes are dope too, love the cover, all in all win !"
Deacon Rose (Triple J) - 4/5
Favourite Track: Northie - Me Gusta
"Me Gusta is a genuine pants banger!!! Will play this for sure."
Brodinksi - 4/5
Favourite Track: Wolfie - Niedrige
"YES! wolfie killed it on this one! big up!"
Beataucue - 3/5
Favourite Track: Kaboo - Bongo
"Roll in the marsh!"
Jaymo (Radio 1) - 4/5
Favourite Track: Wolfie - Niedrige
"Niedridge is my fave ting - gonna make a wicked club tool"
Thomas Von Party - 4/5
Favourite: Kaboo - Bongo
"Slow down with the #1 dance hits, Jaxy! great cover too..."
Them Jeans - 4/5
Favourite Track: Northie - Me Gusta
"Great release! mosquito house is my new favorite genre"
Malente - 3/5
Favourite Track: Northie - Me Gusta
"sunshine"
Coming soon to Beatport!
