Move Your Body (The Cocktail)

1 part Balkan Gland
1 Teaspsoon Gyspy Jam
2 Pages of French Vogue circa 1956 (Shredded)
1 Cup of Hillbilly House
Add a splash of pop
And Shake shake shake

Better served by a blonde bombshell and certainly not chilled!

For a twist try these!

The Tommie Sunshine
As above but add a bucket of hair and serve in Brooklyn! Absolutely smashing.

The Silversix
As above but no shake, just pump it once and you wont stop. Its pumpin.

The Frew
Completely smash it in a blender put it in the freezer and make something hard out of it.

The Jeff Drake
A super summer blend, served off the rocks.

Your bartender,

Jax